unspoken.
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Reblogged from skeetbucket
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
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Reblogged from angeleenabruh
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
what’s in the easter egg?
damn it’s a dank ass nug
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Reblogged from skeetbucket
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
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Reblogged from markmejia
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem)
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"that’s fucked up"
Reblogged from bigdaddynaomi
me trying to console someone (via markmejia)
(Source: humansarevile)
